Devin Nunes Prostate Massager

Devin Nunes Prostate Massager

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The Devin Nunes Prostate Massager is compatible with all versions of your Donald Trump. This handy (pun intended) add-on will work independently of your Donald Trump.

The Devin Nunes Prostate Massager is machine washable and has a unique coating that prevents unsightly stains and stinks.

Do not share your Devin Nunes Prostate Massager with others.

Use only as directed. Follow all applicable laws. Have fun.

Common questions about the Devin Nunes Prostate Massager

Is the Devin Nunes Prostate Massager compatible with my Donald Trump?

Your Devin Nunes Prostate Massager is a perfect addition to your Donald Trump. The massager fits all Donald Trump's since the 2016 firmware update.

Is this kid friendly?

The Devin Nunes Prostate Massager is strictly for adult use only.

My Devin Nunes PM is stuck.

While the Devin Nunes Prostate Massager is self-lubricating this lubricant can wear out over time. Soak your Devin Nunes in a warm urinal for 30 minutes to reactivate the lubricant.

Can I use this as a toothpick

Under no circumstances do we recommend putting the Devin Nunes Prostate Massager in a mouth. Also avoid the eyes. Please seek medical attention if accidental use occurs.

Is the Devin Nunes Prostate Massage bovine friendly?

All Devin Nunes Prostate Massagers are bovine friendly. Before engaging in farm activities we recommend getting written consent from your cow before using any Devin Nunes products in such an environment.

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