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To alert you that his battery is low Rudy will resort to his 2002 firmware default catchphrase, which is "9-11".

9-11 was a tragic day in American history but it is a comfort to Rudy. Without that tragedy Rudy would be relegated to hosting a call in radio show similar to Bob Grant.

The Rudy Giuliani Comfort Companion for Adults is machine washable. Use a mild detergent on the gentle cycle.

To ease manufacturing our lower and upper teeth are color coded. For the normal Rudy Giuliani Comfort Animal this is not a big deal. If you are using the Rudy Giuliani Comfort Companion for Adults then this is a big deal.

Have it make a vision board and purchase it a one way ticket to the Ukraine.

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