The Rudy Giuliani comfort animal
Does your Donald Trump need a lapdog? A toadie? Someone to spew nonsense into his ear? Good news, the Rudy Giuliani Comfort Animal is now available.


About Rudy
The Rudy Giuliani comfort animal (also sold as the Rudy Giuliani Comfort Companion for Adults) is a great addition to your Donald Trump.
The US military has conducted extensive testing on the Rudy Giuliani comfort animal and it should have only limited emotional and psychological impacts on those exposed.
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