This is a picture of me staring into the sun. They said it couldn't be done so I did it. Everyone else had to wear glasses. I pointed at the sun and said, "Hi Sun. Wanna join Space Force?"

Now because of Hillary I'm President.

North Korea's leader Kim Jong Un (L) poses with US President Donald Trump (R) after taking part in a signing ceremony at the end of their historic US-North Korea summit, at the Capella Hotel on Sentosa island in Singapore on June 12, 2018. - Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un became on June 12 the first sitting US and North Korean leaders to meet, shake hands and negotiate to end a decades-old nuclear stand-off. (Photo by Anthony WALLACE / POOL / AFP)        (Photo credit should read ANTHONY WALLACE/AFP/Getty Images)
I like letters

Kim Jun Something

I became friends with this short Korean man. We talk about our hair. His is like a wall I want to build. He says mine is soft. I tell him it should be because it came from some Korean ladies.

We're pen pals.

My Kids

They're like my family



I call her the first lady. She'd be the first lady but... laws.


Simple Don

Is he mine? I'm not a betting man but I guess 50/50.


Mike Pompeo

He likes to bury his head in my pants pocket. It's like a pocket.

I know more people but they're not on TV

Here are things I like to eat

I like both kinds of food - bucket and non bucket.


Bucket Chicken

It's chicken in a bucket.


I like it dry with cheese

Chocolate Cake

It's the best cake of all cakes

How many times do I need to flush?

8, 9, 10 times I'm flushing. What's with that?