HELLO.
MY NAME IS DONALD.
This is a picture of me staring into the sun. They said it couldn't be done so I did it. Everyone else had to wear glasses. I pointed at the sun and said, "Hi Sun. Wanna join Space Force?"
Now because of Hillary I'm President.

I like letters
Kim Jun Something
I became friends with this short Korean man. We talk about our hair. His is like a wall I want to build. He says mine is soft. I tell him it should be because it came from some Korean ladies.
We're pen pals.
My Kids
They're like my family

Ivanka
I call her the first lady. She'd be the first lady but... laws.

Simple Don
Is he mine? I'm not a betting man but I guess 50/50.

Mike Pompeo
He likes to bury his head in my pants pocket. It's like a pocket.
I know more people but they're not on TV
Here are things I like to eat
I like both kinds of food - bucket and non bucket.
How many times do I need to flush?
8, 9, 10 times I'm flushing. What's with that?