Thank You Losers

By giving me your email address I will now send you ads for Trump Steaks. If you donate I can put you on my premium list where I tell you what Ivanka's hair smells like.

It's strawberries. Her hair smells like strawberries. I want to bite it. When you're her father she won't let you bite her hair. My friend, great guy, Hannibal Lecter has bit her hair. Just the ends.